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“WHY ARE YOU ON THE RED LINE?! WE’RE IN THE DEFENSIVE ZONE! COVER! COVER! GET OFF THE ICE! RIGHT NOW! NO. RIGHT NOW! YOUR SHIFT IS OVER!” *inevitable too many men call* “WHY ARE YOU GOING BACK OUT THERE?!”

“WHAT, WAS GREEN THE WORST DIVISION IN YOUR LEAGUE OR SOMETHING? WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO PLAY HOCKEY??? YOU HAVE TO SKATE TO THE PUCK, IT’S NOT JUST GOING TO COME TO YOU!” *She gets sent to Worcester* 

Head coach in Worcester: “What is this a joke or something?”